Freeman's Mind： Episode 61.5-kBWZ8JNFM7g.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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[fzzt]

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--AAAAAAA! WAAAAAAA--

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[underwater mumbling]

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[gagging]

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Haa-haa-yehh-woo...

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Ho...

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Hey! I... think it worked!

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This looks like... deciduous--

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Well, I'm not in New Mexico! And that's what matters.

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Hey, a fire tower. Maybe I can figure out where I am.

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I mean, did they actually get Massachusetts? Is that where I am?

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I'd be really impressed then.

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Huh. Not a lot to go on.

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But, hey, what a problem to have, right?

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I am almost ecstatic that my worst problem right now is being lost in the woods,

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approaching sundown with no food or shelter.

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I haven't heard one bomb go off or been shocked with electricity since I got here.

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Yeah, this works JUST fine.

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But the no food thing IS getting my attention, but I'm in the forest.

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Maybe I can kill a chipmunk and eat it.

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Huh, ruins.

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Actually, a chipmunk might be a problem.

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With my guns, it would just explode if I shot it.

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Whatever. I'll figure something out.

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Okay, this looks really old.

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And the architecture...

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Jesus, I might be in Europe!

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That could explain the daylight,

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though I kind of gave up trying to figure out what was going on there.

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You know what? I'm not complaining.

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Yeah, this suit has a tracker, right?

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HAVE FUN TRYING TO FIND ME IN EUROPE, ASSHOLES!

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Oh! A building! Time to introduce myself to the locals.

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Thankfully, buckshot is considered universal currency.

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EVERYBODY DOWN ON THE GROUND! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY! I'M A POLITICAL REFUGEE!

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Oh.

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Well, maybe they left a bag of chips lying around...

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I'm surprised this place has power.

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Oh, a map!

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I can't read a damned thing! It's completely smudged from water damage.

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Why even hang it?

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So, this must be a ranger station.

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I guess I could sleep here.

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BUT I CAN'T EAT THESE PAPERS, CAN I?!

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I don't hear a generator. The power lines must be buried. That's a good sign.

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Well, time to go find some chipmunks before dark.

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Hey, y'know...

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If I started a forest fire, then people would come to me.

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No, maybe not. It's too damp. The woods aren't dry enough.

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J--!

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Or, I could just have my prayers answered! That's always my first choice!

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Jesus! It even has a backup can of gas!

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Okay, time to LEARN how to hotwire.

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Is this a test?

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No? I don't see anyone.

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Well, I just became a Jeep fan! I understand Jeep people now!

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OH MY GOD! THE KEYS ARE IN THE IGNITION!

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[engine turns over]

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HA-HAAA!

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Some ranger is walking home tonight!

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This is beautiful.

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I'll find a surplus store to sell the rocket launcher and be back on my feet in days.

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That's it! I win!

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Hey, what's on the radio?

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[rock music]